11/02/2007-
Commissioner Announces Clash of the Crunked
The atmosphere was intense earlier today at World Beer
Pong Federation Headquarters as the commissioner held
a press conference to unveil the much anticipated fourth
pong-per-view.
“It gives me great
pleasure to officially announce Clash of the Crunked,
the latest in an ever growing line of prestigious WBPF
pong-per-view events." said the commissioner, who
then received thunderous applause.
The commissioner then wasted
no time in getting fans excited with promises of using
the event to showcase some of the WBPF’s exciting
original beer pong games, including Survivor Series Beer
Pong, Bingo Beer Pong, and the Four-Way Dance.
“The teams for the
survivor series match have yet to be decided, but we will
atttempt to arrange it in such a way that each team will
be putting a tremendous amount of pride on the line,”
stated the commissioner.
In addition, there are
also some early rumors going around that Iceman may attempt
to defend his Schaefer Bowl Championship, this time allowing
it to be televised.
“Our official policy
is not to comment on rumors,” Iceman’s agent
said.
Construction of the Clash
of the Crunked arena is expected to take place sometime
during the next few weeks.
Although most of the matches
have yet to be determined, here is a general idea of what
to look forward to:
* King Gah will defend
his World Heavyweight Championship
* Iceman will defend
his Flip Cup Championship against 3 competitors
* A Tag Team Championship
Match
* A Paddle Championship
Match
* The first ever Female
Sex Championship Match in pong-per-view history
* A Survivor Series Match
* A Four-Way
Dance Match
