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| 12/12/2007- Fote Ready to Prove Himself in Upcoming Four-Way Dance Match After being screwed out of victory in the last four-way dance for number one contendership to the World Heavyweight Championship, Fote is prepared to make a statement in this one. “For the longest time, I’ve considered myself the most underrated superstar, man,” says Fote, “At Clash of the Crunked, I’m finally gonna win me some respect, man.”
Two former world champions, T-Love and Tank, will also be competing in the match, with rookie Nash rounding out the competitors. Fote says he likes his chances. “Well, first, you know, Nash is a total noob, man,” Fote claims, “and he’s gonna get owned when he goes up against me. I ain’t too worried about him.” Fote doesn’t view the two ex-champs as very threatening either. “Look at T-Love, he hates Halo, which makes him an epic failure at life. Im’ma destroy him like I destroy the Covenant. It’ll be a cold day in hell before I lose a beer pong match to a Nintendo Fanboy. As for Tank, I’ve beaten him at Guitar Hero so many times, I’ve lost count. Surely this means I’m also better than him at beer pong.” T-Love doesn’t agree. “Halo is for dorks and losers, or I guess in Fote’s case, both,” T-Love says, “If I want to play shooting games, I’ll stick with Goldeneye and Perfect Dark, where I can shoot people instead of corny aliens and use dozens upon dozens of weapons, instead of like the eight that are in Halo. To borrow a line from the great movie Commando, Fote has ‘No Chance’ of beating me in beer pong.” Tank views Fote as an overconfident “jackass” who is overstepping his bounds. “The last time Fote got on my nerves like this, I power-bombed him into the next week.” Tank says, “There’s no way he can go toe-to-toe with the manliest of beer pong players. I predict he will be the first eliminated.” This match will be historic in that it will be filmed as a tutorial on how to play the amazing four-way dance beer pong match. To see what is sure to be a great match and video, don’t miss Clash of the Crunked.
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