12/12/2007-
Fote Ready to Prove Himself in Upcoming Four-Way Dance Match
After
being screwed out of victory in the last four-way dance for
number one contendership to the World Heavyweight Championship,
Fote is prepared to make a statement in this one.
“For
the longest time, I’ve considered myself the most underrated
superstar, man,” says Fote, “At Clash of the Crunked,
I’m finally gonna win me some respect, man.”
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Fote
seen here with his game face on |
Two
former world champions, T-Love and Tank, will also be competing
in the match, with rookie Nash rounding out the competitors.
Fote says he likes his chances.
“Well,
first, you know, Nash is a total noob, man,” Fote claims,
“and he’s gonna get owned when he goes up against
me. I ain’t too worried about him.”
Fote
doesn’t view the two ex-champs as very threatening either.
“Look
at T-Love, he hates Halo, which makes him an epic
failure at life. Im’ma destroy him like I destroy the
Covenant. It’ll be a cold day in hell before I lose
a beer pong match to a Nintendo Fanboy. As for Tank, I’ve
beaten him at Guitar Hero so many times, I’ve
lost count. Surely this means I’m also better than him
at beer pong.”
T-Love
doesn’t agree.
“Halo
is for dorks and losers, or I guess in Fote’s case,
both,” T-Love says, “If I want to play shooting
games, I’ll stick with Goldeneye and Perfect
Dark, where I can shoot people instead of corny aliens
and use dozens upon dozens of weapons, instead of like the
eight that are in Halo. To borrow a line from the great movie
Commando, Fote has ‘No Chance’ of beating
me in beer pong.”
Tank
views Fote as an overconfident “jackass” who is
overstepping his bounds.
“The
last time Fote got on my nerves like this, I power-bombed
him into the next week.” Tank says, “There’s
no way he can go toe-to-toe with the manliest of beer pong
players. I predict he will be the first eliminated.”
This
match will be historic in that it will be filmed as a tutorial
on how to play the amazing four-way dance beer pong match.
To see what is sure to be a great match and video, don’t
miss Clash of the Crunked.
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