The undisputed Flip Cup Champion since The Great American Beer Bash, Iceman shows no signs of slowing down anytime soon.

“I am the world’s greatest flip cupper. You all know it’s true,” says the champ.

Although Iceman’s opponents for Clash of the Crunked have yet to be determined, flip cup experts across the world doubt that anyone will be able to pry the belt from his hands.

“He’s just unbelievable,” says Jake Glendale, a longtime fan of the flamboyant superstar, “I haven’t seen flip cup talent like that since the late Johnny Barton was champion back in 1964.”

The bookies in Las Vegas have already set the spread at an astounding five cups for Iceman’s title defense at Clash of the Crunked, which makes him the largest favorite in professional flip cup in over thirty years.

“Gamblers have been cashing in on Iceman all year with his lopsided victories in flip cup championship final rounds,” says racketeer Tony Rosetti, “we had no choice but to raise the spread as high as it is.”

What does Iceman think of this enormous spread?

“I find it very flattering,” Iceman says, “But don’t be surprised if I end up betting against myself and then let my opponents only lose by two cups.”

As it stands now, the outlook appears very bright for Iceman to retain his championship. The only other noteworthy news surrounding this match is that, in recent weeks, rumors have circulated that former Flip Cup Champion Fat Shit has been training for a comeback. However, Iceman is not worried about it.

“Even if the Fat Shit does comeback, he’s still a slob, and he’ll still lose. But by all means, I encourage his comeback, as I’d be happy to embarrass him some more.” Iceman said.

Iceman is reportedly so confident about his upcoming title defense, that he is focusing more of his energy in finding a high-profile sponsor than in practicing for the match.

“When you’re blessed with good looks and skill like I am, it’s only natural to want to sell out for the right price,” Iceman says, “If any company is interested, I welcome them to get in touch with me. I alone can increase sales of anything by over 300%.”

We’ll have more on the upcoming Flip Cup Championship match as it breaks.

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