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Louchadore and Fote Win Tag Team Titles Some new blood has been pumped into the Tag Team Division. Louchadore and Fote teamed up to defeat King Gah and Mr. Jeff in a game of Drink Ball and win each of their first and second Tag Team Championships, respectively. “This is awesome, my belt is all shiny, man,” said Fote in celebration. The match ended up being a true clash of drinking titans as all four superstars displayed exceptional drinking ability. Fote was arguably the most impressive of the bunch, routinely downing massive amounts of alcohol, despite a relatively thin body. Early in the match, it became apparent that King Gah and Mr. Jeff were the faster drinkers. However, Mr. Jeff would prove to be by far the weakest shooter in the game, which would ultimately be the team’s undoing. “Mr. Jeff shot like crap,” King Gah said, “It definitely cost us the match. We had them beat.”
King Gah was the first competitor to finish his beer can, giving his team a respectable lead, but then Mr. Jeff’s shots starting adding up. Mr. Jeff would miss five of his next seven shots, during which time Louchadore finished his beer can, and Fote had approximately two-thirds of his beer drank. Despite all that, King Gah had less than one sip of beer left, meaning that he only needed one more hit can to win the match. Mr. Jeff would miss two more shots. Although Louchadore would hit his next two shots, some excellent defensive play by King Gah prevented Fote from finishing and a sip of beer still remained in his can. Mr. Jeff still had a chance to redeem himself. Mr. Jeff focused as hard as he could, blocking out the massive trash-talking from the other team, but still missed the can by several inches. Louchadore promptly hit King Gah’s can on the next shot, allowing Fote to finish his can and capture the Tag Team Championship.
“I’m embarrassed at myself,” Mr. Jeff said, “I know we’re better drink ballers than them.” King Gah agreed. “We are better than them, but there’s no excuse for sloppy play like that. This can’t happen ever again.” Mr. Jeff swore to improve his game for the future. “Right now, we’re going to regroup with our respective girlfriends, have sex, and reflect upon what we did wrong and where we need to improve. I promise we’ll be better next time.”
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