WBPF: What kind of beer pong stories will we tell our grandchildren?

3/25/2008- What kind of beer pong stories will we tell our grandchildren?

One day, we’ll all be old and another drinking game that’s yet to be invented will have caught on with our nation’s youth. How will we share the old-fashioned beer pong with our grandchildren? We can see it now:

Grandpa (of the future): “Back in my day, drinking games were so much better. We used to set up plastic cups in a triangular formation and throw table tennis balls into them. If you made a shot, your opponent drank the beer out of it. On some nights, we had to walk FIFTEEN BLOCKS in the freezing cold in order to buy cups at the local Rite Aid. Hell, most of the time, we wouldn’t even let women play unless they were really slutty, AND THAT’S THE WAY WE LIKED IT!”

Youth (of the future): “You were fuckin’ stupid.”

Grandpa (of the future): “Show some respect ya little shit. That’s no way to talk to a three-time world beer pong champion! Look, I even have this belt to prove it!”

Youth (of the future): “Fuck you, ya old drunk bastard.”

OR MAYBE

Grandpa (of the future): “I tell ya, it was incredible. I was once losing in beer pong by nine whole cups and came back to win.

Youth (of the future): “First of all, that deficit gets larger each time you tell the story, and second of all, fuck you, ya old drunk bastard.”

OR MAYBE

Grandpa (of the future): “I remember going down to the old Gah Gardens in the summer of 2006 to watch Drunkless Joe Jackson throw a perfect game of beer pong. No matter how much beer he drank, he never seemed to get drunk! He was incredible.”

Youth (of the future): “Why is euthanasia still illegal?”

The future is going to be bleak. Enjoy the present while you can.

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*** The WBPF would like to remind you that whenever playing a drinking game or just drinking in general, you should always do it responsibly. Also, please don't drink and drive.***