Superstar Connection:

Iceman interviews Norm MacDonald

WBPF Superstar Iceman recently sat down with comedy superstar Norm MacDonald to find out what he’s been up to and to get his thoughts on the world of drinking games.

Iceman: It’s great to see you. Thank you for coming.

Norm: Thank you for not being OJ Simpson and murdering us all. Am I right folks?

[Norm receives a standing ovation from the audience in the interview studio.]

Iceman: Can you give us some idea about what it’s like to be so hilarious?

Norm: Sure. Just imagine being a woman while trying to tell a joke. Now picture the exact opposite of that and that’s what it’s like.

Iceman: So what have you been up to lately?

Norm: I’ve been enjoying a financially independent celebrity lifestyle. How about yourself?

Iceman: I’ve spent the better part of the last year as World Flip Cup and Schaefer Bowl Champion.

Norm: Ah, touche.

Iceman: Did you used to play a lot of beer pong as a young adult?

Norm: Of course, except I started playing as a teenager, because I was one of the cool kids growing up. It was a lot of fun since I used to beat everyone all the time. The only way to get me off the table was for me to get totally wasted and even then I usually managed to win a few more games.

Iceman: Who is your favorite beer pong player, besides yourself?

Norm: I’d have to say David Hasselhoff. He has a huge following in Germany, you know. I even have this old theory about it…

Iceman: Yes, we know. How about flip cup? Do you have any flip cup heroes? Like maybe the person interviewing you right now?

Norm: Iceman, I could sit here and tell you who my flip cup hero is, but you’ve probably guessed it already.

Iceman: Frank Stallone?

Norm: Duh.

Iceman: Thank you so much for your time. It’s been a pleasure.

Norm: Hey, anything for a beer pong site no one has ever heard of and has nothing to offer me in return.

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