1/17/2008
- WBPF One-Year Website Anniversary

This
week marks the 1 year anniversary of the World Beer Pong
Federation domain name and what a year it has been. The
website has established itself as one of the most content-rich
beer pong sites on the internet and arguably the most fun
one to read. More importantly, the WBPF has played host
to some of the most intense and entertaining drinking games
in the world. And most important of all, for each and every
one of our superstars, the memories will last a lifetime.
“I’m
very proud of what we’ve accomplished here. I’m
proud of all the joy we’ve brought and all the alcohol
consumption we’ve encouraged.”
-
The Commissioner
Last
week, we took a survey that allowed our fans to vote for
things such as the match of the year, superstar of the year,
and their drinking game preferences. Here are the results:
Favorite
Pong Per View
The Winner: A Tie between The Great American
Beer Bash and Clash of the Crunked (36.4% of the vote each)
Also Ran: King of the Table (18.2%) ; Intoxicade
(9.1%)

This
was arguably the most difficult category to vote for as
all of the PPVs were amazing. The Beer Bash had the advantage
of being the first pong-per-view of the modern era, while
Clash of the Crunked perhaps had the most graphically pleasing
centerpiece. However, the fact that each PPV had a large
amount of title changes may have also been a factor. No
matter what your preference, you really can’t go wrong
here.
What is your opinion
on playing beer pong with paddles?
I like it, but prefer to play without paddles (54.5%).
I’d rather take a paddle up the ass (45.5%).
There
appears to still be a strong dislike for beer pong with
paddles, but progress has been made in reversing this opinion.
It appears the oldest version of paddle pong where you hit
cups to score points is despised, but the newer version
where you hit cups and then chug your own beer is fun and
catching on. Of course, there are others who just really
enjoy having things shoved up their ass and will look for
any excuse to do so.
Will
the Schaefer Bowl return in 2008?

Yes (63.6%)
No (36.4%)
Looks
like the majority of our fans would like to see the return
of the much-hyped, yet controversial, Schaefer Bowl. Iceman
had this to say: “The fans’ votes clearly show
how great of an event this is. Plans are in place for the
next edition of Schaefer Bowl. However, they will only happen
after the stubborn commissioner renames the WBPF to Schaefer
Bowl or at the very least, names a PPV after it. I think
it’s unfair for the commissioner to withhold this
great event from the masses who are willing to pay good
money to see it.”
What
is your favorite Drinking Game?
Winner: Drink Ball (45.5%)
Also Ran: Beer Pong (36.4 %) ; Flip Cup
(9.1%) ; Baseball (9.1%)
Unbelievably,
beer pong did not win this category. That drink ball won
just goes to show what raging alcoholics our fan base consists
of.
What
is your favorite type of beer pong match?
Winner: 4-Way Dance (27.3%)
Also Ran: Tag-Team (18.9%) ; Regular Match
(2-on-2) (18.9%) ; Survivor Series (18.9%) ; Run the Gauntlet
(9.1%) ; Regular Match (1-on-1) (9.1%)
This
category saw the most diverse voting, with no choice capturing
a true majority. In the end the 4-Way dance match is a deserving
winner as it is truly one of the most fun and exciting matches
ever invented and we’re proud that it originated from
the World Beer Pong Federation.
Which
professional wrestler would you most like to have as your
beer pong partner?
Winner: Hulk Hogan (36.4%)
Also Ran: Edge (27.3%) ; Ric Flair (18.9%)
; The Black Machismo (18.9%)
With
his 24-inch pythons and championship pedigree, who wouldn’t
want the Hulkster as their beer pong partner?
Most
Improved Superstar
Winner: Fote (72.7%)
Also Ran: Dr. Pepper (18.9% ) ; Mr. Jeff
(9.1%)
Fote
ran away with this category and it was well deserved. One
year ago, he was a mid-carder, considered a push-over by
many. Fote’s rise began at The Great American Beer
Bash when The Gah offered him a World Title shot, assuming
he would be an easy victory. In a Rockyesque fashion, Fote
won the first game of the best-of-3 series and came close
to winning both games 2 and 3 as he showed the world he
was for real. Since then, Fote’s drinking game skills
have improved by leaps and bounds as he is now a formidable
competitor in Drink Ball and beer pong, and a solid partner
on any team. We sense that many title reigns are in the
future for this young man.
Biddy
of the Year
Winner: Maddie (54.5%)
Also Ran: Justine (27.3%) ; Laura (9.1%)
; Jenn (9.1%)
All
four biddies who received votes had a strong case to take
this award, but in the end, Maddie’s skills and popularity
rose above the rest.
Superstar
of the Year
Winner: The Gah (45.5%)
Also Ran: Iceman (18.9%) ; Freezer (18.9%)
; Tank (9.1%)
It
appears many fans voted against The Gah out of spite, but
it didn’t work. Realistically, The Gah is the far
and away winner here. He held the World Heavyweight Championship
for eleven months out of the year, including successfully
defending it at all four PPVs. Add in a few Tag Team and
Paddle Championships and it’s really not a contest.
Match
of the Year
Winner: The Great American Beer Bash: Flip
Cup Championship (45.5%)
Also Ran: King of the Table Finals (27.3%)
; Beautiful vs. Manly Match (18.9%) ; T-Love vs. Female
Sex (18.9%)
Arguably
the most beautiful flip cup display ever filmed, Iceman
shocked and awed spectators with his landmark championship
victory at The Great American Beer Bash. This was a match
that started out amazing and just kept on getting better,
leading up to an epic final round in which Iceman flipped
six cups in under 14 seconds.
This
was an extremely tough category with so many great matches
having taken place over the last year. Specifically, the
Beer Bash Flip Cup Championship and King of the Table finals
were both pristine showcases of their respective games.
However, in the end, the Beer Bash Flip Cup Championship
enjoyed more glory as the match not only created more intensity
within the WBPF arena the night it took place, its video
also made waves on YouTube pissing off various nitwits and
Canadians, something we think is awesome on many levels.
Editor’s
Pick for The Top 5 Moments of the Past Year
5.)
T-Love runs gauntlet against a team of five women at The
Great American Beer Bash

Taking a lesson from the great Andy Kaufman, T-Love claimed
that he could not only beat any woman in beer pong, but
he could defeat an entire team of them by himself. Five
brave women accepted T-Love’s challenge, hoping to
defend their female pride, but ended up being systematically
defeated in a hilarious match that proved once and for all
that men are generally the superior sex at sports.
4.)
Jenn wins the first ever Female Sex Championship

Jenn had the privilege of starting something special as
she became the first recorded women’s champion in
drinking game history.
3.)
The Gah wins the first ever Beer Pong Royal Rumble

It was the very first of its kind. 13 superstars. One Table.
One winner. The very first beer pong royal rumble created
a fun and intense atmosphere that, although it made a mediocre
video, provided lasting memories. This match saw yet another
great finish as The Gah narrowly avoided elimination to
eliminate Iceman and T-Love en route to victory.
Tied-1.)
The Gah wins King of the Table Tournament

In one of the greatest beer pong matches ever filmed, The
Gah and Iceman locked horns in the final round of the prestigious
King of the Table Tournament. With both players shooting
extremely well, the match was tight and fast-paced. The
ending of the match was the stuff of legend, as The Gah
sunk both of his balls (sigh, no, not those balls) into
Iceman’s final cup to seal the victory. [Watch
the Match]
Tied-1.)
Iceman wins the Flip Cup Championship at The Great American
Beer Bash

The end of the hated Fat Shit flip cup reign gave birth
to what would become an even more hated Iceman flip cup
reign. Still, it was an inspiring victory for those who
prefer skill at flipping cups over skill at chugging beer.
[Watch
the Match]
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