3/19/2007 - A Formal Interview with T-Love

WBPF.com: What's your favorite type of beer pong match?

T-Love: I like singles matches the best, both with and without paddles. That way, I don't have to carry anybody. However, I'm also a huge fan of the tag team and survivor series matches because of all the strategy that can come into play.

WBPF.com: What is going on with you not being able to defeat Iceman in sanctioned WBPF matches. I hear he has won nearly 15 games in a row against you.

T-Love: As you well know, anyone can get lucky and beat me in a beer pong match. It just so happens Iceman has gotten lucky 15 times in a row.

WBPF.com: In an interview at The Great American Beer Bash, you were quoted as saying that the proposed Schaefer Bowl is for poseurs. Why is that, especially if you don't know what it is?

T-Love: Truth is, I said that mostly out of rage from having lost the Paddle Championship moments earlier. I'll reserve judgment on that until I see it materializes, however I am suspicious of it being a ploy for Iceman to just self-promote.

WBPF.com: There have been rumors that the female sex is consolidating its forces as we speak in order to attempt to embarass you at Intoxicade. Your thoughts?

T-Love: I've heard those rumors a number of times and they always make me laugh. I have nothing against women personally, but they just need to accept that overall, they are not as good as men in sports. As far as beer pong goes, most women have trouble defeating the average male college student so don't you think it's ridiculous for them to think they could possibly defeat a 3-time World Heavyweight Champion? Most women I play against can't even walk and chew gum at the same time and yet believe they can sink pong balls while simultaneously running their mouths. It's a prime example of the backward mentality that women can have sometimes.

WBPF.com: Let's talk about the league as a whole now. How can the league expand into new markets?

T-Love: I keep telling our board of trustees to hire some hip-hop artists to wear WBPF apparel in their videos, but no one ever listens to me.

WBPF.com: Where do you see the WBPF in the next two years?

T-Love: We'll most likely muscle our way into the "Big Three" of sports. The Great American Beer Bash alone had better ratings than the average NHL game and Major League Baseball is ripe for the overtaking, due to it being boring and all.

WBPF.com: Are you sure about this?

T-Love: I'm always sure of everything that I pull out of my ass.

WBPF.com: Where do you see yourself in ten years?

T-Love: I imagine that the best of my pong-playing days may be behind me at that point so I would probably crossover into either a broadcaster, referee, or full-time beer pong manager, that way I could stay involved with the game.

WBPF.com: Thanks you very much for stopping by.

T-Love: My pleasure.

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