2/19/07- Iceman Runs Away With Flip Cup Championship

Fat Shit was supposed to run away with this one. No one was supposed to have a chance. He was eliminated in the first round.

Instead, Iceman stole the show as he won his first WBPF Flip Cup Championship by putting together the greatest performance in WBPF Flip Cup history and arguably one of the best ever.

Iceman, better known for his tag team beer pong play, went into this match surprisingly self-assured.

“The Fat Shit’s going down because he’s a slob,” Iceman announced at the start of the match, which was greeted with laughter, firmly establishing Fat Shit as a heel.

The Flip Cup Championship was a 3-round match where the last person to finish in each round would be eliminated. The participants were Fat Shit, Tank, The Gah, and Iceman.

The first round had each player drinking out of and flipping 11 cups as had been arranged by defending champ Fat Shit as a way to improve the odds of keeping his belt.

The strategy backfired. Fat Shit struggled to flip over his cups and suddenly found himself facing an uphill battle. Iceman quickly became the first to finish, followed a few seconds later by Tank. Fat Shit was then promptly eliminated when The Gah became the third person to finish round one. The sellout crowd erupted in cheers as Fat Shit had just lost his championship.

“I don’t understand why everyone roots against me,” Fat Shit said, “What did I do to deserve this? I’m a nice guy.”

Round 2 about to begin.

In round 2, the three remaining superstars had six cups to drink and flip. Iceman would again take charge of this round, finishing first, but this time he was quickly followed by Tank. For whatever reason, The Gah had not bee able to keep pace and was eliminated.

“I don’t know what happened,” Gah said, “I just wasn’t feelin’ the beer at that particular time, but it’s ok as long as I still hold the World Heavyweight Championship.”

The final round had now arrived and it was full of drama as Tank and Iceman were now forced to compete directly against each other in a preview of the Beautiful vs. Manly match that would take place later that night. Six more cups separated these superstars from the Flip Cup Championship. The two got into each other’s faces and exchanged insults before starting the final round.

It was all Iceman from there.

Iceman ferociously drank all his beers and did not miss a single flip, finishing his run with lightning speed and defeating Tank by an estimated 3 cups. A perfect flipping percentage in a championship match is virtually unheard of.

“KENNY!” Iceman shouted in celebration, paying tribute to one of the Spirit Squad members of the same name.

“As sickening as it makes me to lose to him, he played one hell of a match,” Tank admitted.

Regardless of how people feel about Iceman, one thing is for sure, he can no longer be ignored in the Flip Cup world.

Iceman poses with his Flip Cup Championship.

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