2/19/07- T-Love Successfully Runs Gauntlet against Five Women, Completes Andy Kaufman Challenge

Somewhere, Andy Kaufman is smiling.

T-Love, tired of seeing women act as if they are actually good at beer pong, successfully ran the gauntlet against 5 women present at The Great American Beer Bash.

“Women are only good at two things,” T-Love infamously declared several weeks ago, “Cooking meals, and sucking dick, neither of which translate into the game of beer pong. I am 800 percent sure I will run the gauntlet at the Bash."

Run it he did, finishing his run with an impressive two cups remaining.

T-Love stormed out of the gate eliminating the first woman and only leaving her enough time to hit one of his cups. The second woman did not fare any better also hitting only one of T-Love’s cups before being eliminated.

The third woman however, made things interesting, hitting 4 cups before being eliminated.

“That woman did a good job,” T-Love acknowledged, “but having one woman out of five get lucky is really not that much of a stretch. I never lost my confidence because of it.”

His confidence was clearly evident as T-Love uneventfully and systematically eliminated the final two women while only losing two more of his own cups.

“Fuck T-Love,” said one of the women, trying to remain optimistic in the face of overwhelming defeat, “Women still rule.”

T-Love bluntly replied, “All I know is that I sank 15 cups to their 8, with harder formations. That’s very pathetic on their part.”

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