The battle of the sexes match was won on a countout by T-Love as the female team was unable to assemble for the match due to their creating drama for themselves.

“It was time for the match,” T-Love stated, “and the girls were all outside the arena whining on their phones and complaining that their lives suck so the ref had no choice but to start a count to 10. When they didn’t show by the 10-count, I won by default, but it’s just as well, since I would have won anyway.”

Unfortunately, this does not definitively prove that women are an inferior sex.

“Yes it does,” T-Love says, “What good are women players if they can’t even show up and play? They suck.”

Don’t be surprised if this match eventually takes place in the not too distant future.

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