
Iceman
Shoots Perfect Game
Iceman added another accomplishment to his already impressive record
at the Intoxicade Tag Team Tournament by shooting a perfect Six-Cup
game.
In doing so, he became the second WBPF Superstar to be witnessed
performing the feat, but the very first to do it during a pong-per-view.
"It
was incredible. My partner couldn't hit for shit during that game
for some reason, so it was all up to me. My first two shots I nailed
and it got me into a good groove. Before I knew it, I had made my
six first shots and ended the match. I'm awesome."
The opposing team of Fote and Dr. Pepper Ph.D could only look on
in disbelief as their chances of winning the match practically exploded
in their face.
"My
God," said Dr. Pepper, "I don't care for him [Iceman]
at all, but that was a hell of a performance. My Dr. Pepper hat
goes off to him."
"That
was nuts, man." added Fote.
The Commissioner offered to make Iceman a wooden plaque, but he
declined, instead opting for one made out of looseleaf.
"Wooden
plaques are bulky and have to be hung on a wall," Iceman said,
"but looseleaf ones you can carry with you and rub them in
everyone's face, which is something I enjoy very much."
The only question remaining is how much longer will it be before
someone shoots a perfect ten-cup game.
"It's
definitely only a matter of time," Iceman said.
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Iceman
poses with his commemorative plaque. |
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