2/28/07- Intoxicade announced as next pong-per-vew; Royal Rumble to be Included

The WBPF council has made its decision. We have a new Pong-Per-View. Say hello to Intoxicade. Oh, and by the way, there will be a royal rumble.

The council revealed their plans for the event at a press conference earlier today. It is expected that Intoxicade will have a black and yellow or gold color scheme, complete with additional triangles designated specifically for tag team play. The logo is a decidedly sharp radioactive symbol.

"The table should have a black base," the commissioner said, "and we will either have yellow or gold paint as the accenting colors. But given how poor and lazy we are, it will almost certainly be yellow."

We asked him if we could expect to see the return of dollar store paint.

"Definitely, that's top quality shit and we're not about to stop using it."

Reporters were then on the edge of their seats as the commissioner described what fans can expect to see in the royal rumble.

"It will be the most intense and exciting beer pong match ever produced. When the pong table fills up with superstars and balls are flying everywhere, it will be a spectacle like no other."

You can read about the proposed format for the upcoming royal rumble HERE.

For all the latest developments on Intoxicade, stay tuned to WorldBeerPongFederation.com