4/09/07- Intoxicade Table Completed

The beer pong table as we knew it has just evolved.

This past saturday, the table for the upcoming Intoxicade Pong-Per-View was completed, and in all honesty, words really cannot do justice to how awesome this table truly is from both an aesthetic and creative perspective. However, some WBPF superstars tried to do it anyway. Here is what they had to say:

"This is a work of fucking art."- T-Love

"Our grounds crew has really outdone themselves." -Mr. Jeff

"Finally, a table almost as pretty as me." -Iceman

"My belts will shine extra bright on this amazing table." -The Gah

"Oh shit, son! Intoxicade rules!" -Tank

"I love this table, man." -Fote

The Intoxicade table makes beer pong history by being the first table ever designed specifically for tag team play with the main 10-cup center triangles now surrounded by a smaller 6-cup triangle on each side.

"The design of this table is going to take our already popular Tag Team Division to the next level. Never again will their be any ambiguity about cup placement in tag team matches," said the Commissioner.

The table itself is a high-quality particle board, which provides a surface far smoother than that of the older Gah Gardens and Great American Beer Bash arenas, which will ensure an exciting royal rumble match in the main event as well as provide hope for sparking interest in the Paddle Division of Beer Pong. Regular house paint was also used instead of the traditional dollar-store paint for superior color durability and finished with several coats of polyeurethane. The commissioner conceded that dropping the dollar-store paint was a difficult decision to make, but it was for the best.

"I'd like to thank the dollar-store paint company for all of their contributions to the World Beer Pong Federation and wish them all the best in their future endeavors."

Behold Intoxicade:

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