7/21/2007- King of the Table Announced

Could this be the king of all pong-per-views?

It would be indeed if the WBPF commissioner is to be believed. King of the Table was officially unveiled at a press conference today as the next pong-per-view and is tentatively scheduled for summer, meaning that it could take place anywhere from mid-august to late-septembe at this point. An exact date should be determined in the coming weeks.

“I am proud to announce King of the Table as the newest member of a growing list of prestigious pong-per-view events.,” the commissioner said. “Great strides are being made in order to make this the best PPV yet and we look forward to the opportunity for providing more excitement to the beer pong community.”

The colors for King of the Table will be red, gold, and white, and the emblem is expected to be a crown of some sort, although the table itself has not been constructed as of this writing.

“You can certainly expect this to be the most stylish beer pong table created by the WBPF to date,” the commissioner stated.

Although no matches for the event have been announced yet, it is expected that all titles will be defended, including the newly sanctioned Female Sex Championship. There could also be some other exciting matches thrown in as well.

Some WBPF superstars were on hand to give their reactions to the announcement:

“Finally, they made a PPV named after me, since I am the king of any table I play on.” - The Gah

“It should have been named Schaefer Bowl. This is bullshit.” - Iceman

“Maybe I’ll actually get to be in this event.” - Mr. Jeff

“KING of the table? Must everything in this federation be sexist?” - Laura

“Yes.” - Jesse ‘The Body’ Ventura

We’ll have more as it breaks.

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