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8/15/2007-
King of the Table Preview
We
already know the epic story behind the T-Love/Gah battle that
will take place and that someone will be crowned King of the
table, but there will be so much more at stake during this
pong-per-view.
The
first ever Women’s Championship will take place as Jenn
will be forced to defend her pretty pink belt. Despite being
an underdog to challenger Maddie, Jenn believes she will prove
her doubters wrong.
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Iceman
Injury Update! |
| It's
being reported that Iceman's arm injury has developed
into a devastating staph infection leaving him unable
to compete at King of the Table! |
“I
fought hard to win this belt,” Jenn says, “and
you can be darn sure I will do everything I can to hold onto
it. Even if King of the Table turns out to be my final night
as champion, I will walk away happy knowing that I accomplished
something truly great.”
“Ha,
that’s loser talk!” observed Brittany.
Much
of the female sports world will be tuned into this match,
eager to see women properly represented in drinking games.
Hopefully they don’t let their sex down.
The
Paddle Championship will also make its anticipated return
to ppv action after a hiatus as T-Love defends the belt against
The Gah who is using his Royal Rumble victory from Intoxicade
to play for the title, possibly doubling as a way to break
any momentum T-Love might have going into the World Heavyweight
Championship Bout.
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Iceman
Injury Update! |
| It's
being reported that Iceman's staph infection has spread
to his lungs, leaving him in critical condition. He
is not expected to live through the night. Please send
your thoughts and prayers to this great Flip Cup and
Tag Team Champion. |
“Everyone
knows T-Love can’t drink for shit,” The Gah taunted,
“All I have to do is hit the cups a few times to win
and I’ve been working on my accuracy.”
“Oh
please,” T-Love says, “The Gah’s paddle
skills are a joke, I’ll sink the ball in his cup before
he can even blink. You can expect no less from the REAL beer
pong champion. The Gah’s time on top is over. After
I beat him twice in one ppv, I’ll begin a new era of
the WBPF that doesn’t involve him talking down to everyone.”
King
of the Table will also write a new chapter in the proud history
of the WBPF Tag Team Championship. The unholy alliance of
The Gah and Tank will be a difficult one to topple, but there
are more than a few superstars who are up to the challenge.
Although the exact opponents will not be known until the actual
night of the event, rumors are running rampant that Mr. Jeff
or Fat Shit will be making a run at it with a partner of their
choosing. In fact, it’s possible that they may even
team up together.
“It
makes no difference,” Tank says. “This match is
the lock of the tournament. Our combined skill and chugging
ability is too much to handle for any team right now.”
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Iceman
Injury Update! |
| Iceman
has made a full recovery and will be back in full force
at King of the Table. Expects to crush all opposition.
Says anyone who prayed for him is a loser. |
Last,
but not least, will be a heavily hyped rematch for the ever
popular Flip Cup Championship. Ever since his defeat in the
final round at The Great American Beer Bash, Tank has longed
for another shot at Iceman, especially with all the accusations
of Iceman having cheated in the first round of that match.
“Iceman
is a coward who has been running from me,” Tank claims,
“He’s a total lightweight and I’m going
to take great pleasure in exposing him for it at King of the
Table.”
Iceman
declined to comment on the match at this time.
“I
can’t be bothered with questions right now,” Iceman
said. “I’m too busy being talented and beautiful.
Go away.”
There
is also the strong possibility of some extra matches taking
place, including a fatal fourway, a survivor series match,
or even a hardcore match!
Don’t
miss King of the Table, coming at the end of this month!
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