8/15/2007- King of the Table Preview

We already know the epic story behind the T-Love/Gah battle that will take place and that someone will be crowned King of the table, but there will be so much more at stake during this pong-per-view.

The first ever Women’s Championship will take place as Jenn will be forced to defend her pretty pink belt. Despite being an underdog to challenger Maddie, Jenn believes she will prove her doubters wrong.

	Iceman Injury Update!
It's being reported that Iceman's arm injury has developed into a devastating staph infection leaving him unable to compete at King of the Table!

“I fought hard to win this belt,” Jenn says, “and you can be darn sure I will do everything I can to hold onto it. Even if King of the Table turns out to be my final night as champion, I will walk away happy knowing that I accomplished something truly great.”

“Ha, that’s loser talk!” observed Brittany.

Much of the female sports world will be tuned into this match, eager to see women properly represented in drinking games. Hopefully they don’t let their sex down.

The Paddle Championship will also make its anticipated return to ppv action after a hiatus as T-Love defends the belt against The Gah who is using his Royal Rumble victory from Intoxicade to play for the title, possibly doubling as a way to break any momentum T-Love might have going into the World Heavyweight Championship Bout.

	Iceman Injury Update!
It's being reported that Iceman's staph infection has spread to his lungs, leaving him in critical condition. He is not expected to live through the night. Please send your thoughts and prayers to this great Flip Cup and Tag Team Champion.

“Everyone knows T-Love can’t drink for shit,” The Gah taunted, “All I have to do is hit the cups a few times to win and I’ve been working on my accuracy.”

“Oh please,” T-Love says, “The Gah’s paddle skills are a joke, I’ll sink the ball in his cup before he can even blink. You can expect no less from the REAL beer pong champion. The Gah’s time on top is over. After I beat him twice in one ppv, I’ll begin a new era of the WBPF that doesn’t involve him talking down to everyone.”

King of the Table will also write a new chapter in the proud history of the WBPF Tag Team Championship. The unholy alliance of The Gah and Tank will be a difficult one to topple, but there are more than a few superstars who are up to the challenge. Although the exact opponents will not be known until the actual night of the event, rumors are running rampant that Mr. Jeff or Fat Shit will be making a run at it with a partner of their choosing. In fact, it’s possible that they may even team up together.

“It makes no difference,” Tank says. “This match is the lock of the tournament. Our combined skill and chugging ability is too much to handle for any team right now.”

	Iceman Injury Update!
Iceman has made a full recovery and will be back in full force at King of the Table. Expects to crush all opposition. Says anyone who prayed for him is a loser.

Last, but not least, will be a heavily hyped rematch for the ever popular Flip Cup Championship. Ever since his defeat in the final round at The Great American Beer Bash, Tank has longed for another shot at Iceman, especially with all the accusations of Iceman having cheated in the first round of that match.

“Iceman is a coward who has been running from me,” Tank claims, “He’s a total lightweight and I’m going to take great pleasure in exposing him for it at King of the Table.”

Iceman declined to comment on the match at this time.

“I can’t be bothered with questions right now,” Iceman said. “I’m too busy being talented and beautiful. Go away.”

There is also the strong possibility of some extra matches taking place, including a fatal fourway, a survivor series match, or even a hardcore match!

Don’t miss King of the Table, coming at the end of this month!

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