6/27/2007- Female Sex Championship Sanctioned

Finally, the women of the world have something to aspire to besides posing nude in magazines.

The WBPF commissioner announced earlier today that a women’s championship would be created to help promote greater and more exciting beer pong and flip cup competition among the female sex.

“This is a great day for women everywhere,” said an enthusiastic Brittany. “For too long, women have been looked down upon in the world of drinking games, and especially beer pong. Those days will end with the crowning of a true female beer pong champion.”

When questioned as to whether there may be further motivation behind establishing this championship, the commissioner offered only a vague comment.

“Let’s just say my scrotum has less semen in it than it did yesterday.”

The commissioner also clarified how the title would be fought over.

“As it stands right now, this is a beer pong championship. However, if popularity dictates, it could wind up being defended in flip cup or other drinking games.”

The reaction to the new Female Sex Championship was mixed among the WBPF superstars.

“I like it. The championship gives women the respect we deserve and the belt itself looks so pretty. It’s much better looking than the other championship belts.” - Maddie

“Women’s Championship? That’s fucking stupid.” - The Gah

“This is clearly a rip off of Schaefer Bowl.” - Iceman

“I enjoy the triple-entendre of Female Sex Championship. It can either signify a female champion of any sport, a female champion of sex, or a male champion of having sex with females. That’s pretty clever.” - Single J

“I have no idea what the hell Single J just said, man.” - Fote

The Female Sex Championship is now listed on the Champions page and the first holder of the title will be determined at an upcoming WBPF event.

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