7/9/2007- First Ever Female Sex Champion Crowned!

At the beginning of the night, Jenn was a nobody. Now she’s a nobody with a cool belt.

“This is the happiest night of my life,” said an ecstatic Jenn. “I always knew I was destined to do something great, and this WBPF Female Sex Championship around my waist is definitive proof of that.”

At the request of the ladies, the belt would be decided for the first time in a three way flip cup match. The competitors, Jenn, Laura, and Brittany would each have five cups apiece.

The first Female Sex Championship Match beginning.

The match was pretty even all the way through with Brittany and Jenn both attempting to flip their final cup at the same time, while Laura was only one cup behind. In the end, Jenn would achieve that final perfect flip that could catapult her from obscurity to champion.

“I’m still mad the belt was pink,” an aggravated Laura said after the match, “I never approved of that color, I think it’s sexist, and it hurt my motivation going into that match.”

“Bitch, bitch, moan, moan,” Brittany added.

Despite their gripes, the other women were still happy to see a woman within the WBPF be recognized for her accomplishments and crowned a champion and congratulated Jenn on her victory.

Jenn is embraced by her competitors in the name of girl power. They would still stab her in the back to get that belt in a heartbeat.

“This belt is so awesome; it even matched my toenail polish! I still can’t believe I won it!”

They did indeed match.

World Heavyweight Champion Tank congratulates Jenn on her historic victory, possibly to help him get laid by his girlfriend?

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