The Gah and his ego officially have a brand new home.

Construction of Gah Dome was completed on Saturday, giving the beer pong community one more table to oggle.

"I had a dream," The Gah said at the grand opening. "A dream that a great green beer pong table would be built in my honor. Four mexican immigrants and two hours later, that dream was realized."

Gah Dome is a state of the art drinking game facility, ideal for a variety of games such as beer pong, beer pong with paddles, flip cup, quarters and various others.

The Dome opened with the hosting of some exhibition matches and was even attended by wrestling legend Jesse "The Body" Ventura.

Jesse "The Body" Ventura was on hand to give a speech at center court.

With the completion of this facility, the now ancient Gah Gardens can finally be laid to rest. An implosion has been set for sometime next month. Some Gah fans view the Garden's demise with great sadness as many fond memories have been formed here.

"I'll never forget the night Gah Gardens opened," recalls longtime fan Jamie Samson. "It was there that I met the love of my life. We held hands during the classic Gah vs. T-Love main event and made out afterwards. It was well worth the itchy rash I now experience on a daily basis. I can't even scratch it without thinking of Gah Gardens. I will be sad to see this place close."

The Gah himself, however, prefers to look forward to the future.

"Fuck romance. Gah Gardens was then and Gah Dome is both now and the future. It is only natural for this new arena to build off the success of the old one and then surpass it. If you're going to be a sentimental bitch about it, then I don't want you as my fan. Fuck off already."

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