9/29/2007- Laura Captures Female Sex Championship!

When the time had finally come to defend her belt this past saturday, Jenn could not rise to the challenge.

Her opponent Laura, on the other hand, was hungry for glory and it seemed to be the difference as she defeated Jenn by two cups in beer pong to win the title.

“I really wasn’t that surprised that the belt was so easy to win,” said Laura. “Jenn had been avoiding defending this title for weeks. She was weak.”

Jenn doesn’t see it that way.

“I always give 100% in every match I partake in. Laura just happened to have a better day than I did. Also, I never avoided defending my belt and felt honored to have been the representative of the female sex in beer pong and will continue to pursue that championship.”

Laura was neither impressed nor convinced.

“At the end of the day, Jenn is just not that talented and was lucky to have ever won the belt in the first place. Now that I am rightfuly champion, the female sex can rest assured that I will give them the strong representation that they deserve.”

Laura also expressed a wish to get the belt changed if possible.

“I still say this pink belt is sexist and I won’t stand for it.”

Jenn was quick to reply to this statement saying, “Laura will not hold the belt long enough to get it changed. Mark my words.”

“Wow,” Freezer noted, “I’ve never seen such an intense rivalry develop between two women. As many as three other people might care about it.”

Nonetheless, Laura currently reigns supreme as Female Sex Champion.

The Gah congratulates Laura, not on her victory, but rather on her arrogant attitude.

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