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9/7/2007-
Single J Changes Name to Bacon
In
a press conference earlier today, the superstar formerly known
as Single J announced that he would now be known as Bacon.
"As
much as I liked the name Single J, it ultimately did not represent
the real me. The name Bacon truly captures the essence of
who I really am." said Bacon.
Reporters
asked Bacon exactly how this identity would be different from
his old one and what this could mean for the future.
"As
Bacon, I'm going to be much more dynamic than I was before.
For example, instead of usually wearing a white shirt, I might
wear a black shirt occassionally. You just never know with
Bacon. I expect my career to go far."
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Say
goodbye to Single J... |
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...And
say hello to Bacon |
A
few other WBPF superstars were on hand to give their reactions
to the announcement.
"I
like the new name. He seems like a Bacon kind of guy."
- Freezer
"Ha
ha, Bacon, man." - Fote
"Bacon?
Who the hell is Bacon? Single J? Never heard of him. Oh, that
guy who won a Paddle Championship once? I could have sworn
his name was Larry. Oh well, whatever." - Iceman
Bacon
is a WBPF veteran and a former Paddle Champion. His profile
can be found HERE.
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