3/14/2008- Next PPV Plans and other Updates

As you may have noticed, things have been slow since the conclusion of our last PPV, Clash of the Crunked. However, there have been reasons for this. Many of our superstars have been in transitory stages such as getting new jobs and even purchasing a new house. However, that doesn't mean that nothing has been going on. Here are updates on the major stories surrounding the WBPF:

* Plans are being made for another Pong-Per-View, which could occur anywhere between early April and sometime in June. It is possible that this event may take place at a different location than all of the previous PPVs. The proposed new facility is more spacious than our current location, which would make for better Paddle matches and free-for-all matches such as the Four-Way Dance Match. A name has not yet been decided for this new PPV, but of course, ideas are being thrown around.

* Tank recently cashed in his opportunity at King Gah’s World Heavyweight Championship that he earned from winning the Fourway-Dance Match at Clash of the Crunked. The match was a best of three series of regular beer pong, which King Gah won 2 games to 0. There may be a large tournament setup to determine a new contender.

* The Paddle Division has really begun to heat up since January. Just last week King Gah took back the title from T-Love in yet another extremely close bout. Also, new superstars have been participating and enjoying the match. Jenn and Tank are now said to be huge fans of the game. Tank especially has shown some real skill in the match and may make a run for the title soon.

* Dream Team leader Freezer is reported to be organizing a million man march in Washington D.C. to protest the existence of paddle beer pong. This grassroots effort is designed to get U.S. Congress to listen to his demands of creating a law to outlaw playing beer pong with paddles.

“Paddle Pong is a disease and I’m the cure,” says Freezer. “We’ve already got over 600,000 who have pledged to join me for this monumental event. We all have a dream. A dream that one day, our children will play drinking games without paddle use of any kind.”

* The rest of Dream Team has been relatively quiet over the last month, content to plot their next move at the next PPV.

* Maddie has enjoyed much popularity since her Female Sex Championship victory. She was even offered a TV deal from a major cable channel, but turned it down in order to concentrate on her drinking.

* The profiles for each superstar might finally get updated in the next week or so.

* It was recently revealed that Fat Shit, who has not competed in an official WBPF match since suffering a freak injury during the Intoxicade Flip Cup Championship, actually suffered a concussion. Doctors now believe that when he pulled one of the cups to his face to drink it, he accidentally slammed it into his skull, resulting in the concussion. A representative for Fat Shit informs us that he is still feeling post-concussion symptoms.

Fat Shit will visit with a drinking game injury specialist in Sweden sometime next week.
It remains unknown when or if he will ever be able to compete again.

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