3/14/2008-
Next PPV Plans and other Updates
As
you may have noticed, things have been slow since the conclusion
of our last PPV, Clash of the
Crunked. However, there have been reasons for this. Many
of our superstars have been in transitory stages such as getting
new jobs and even purchasing a new house. However, that doesn't
mean that nothing has been going on. Here are updates on the
major stories surrounding the WBPF:
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Plans are being made for another Pong-Per-View, which could
occur anywhere between early April and sometime in June. It
is possible that this event may take place at a different
location than all of the previous PPVs. The proposed new facility
is more spacious than our current location, which would make
for better Paddle matches and free-for-all matches such as
the Four-Way Dance Match. A name has not yet been decided
for this new PPV, but of course, ideas are being thrown around.
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Tank recently
cashed in his opportunity at King
Gah’s World Heavyweight Championship that he earned
from winning the Fourway-Dance Match at Clash of the Crunked.
The match was a best of three series of regular beer pong,
which King Gah won 2 games to 0. There may be a large tournament
setup to determine a new contender.
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The Paddle Division has really begun to heat up since January.
Just last week King Gah took back the title from T-Love
in yet another extremely close bout. Also, new superstars
have been participating and enjoying the match. Jenn
and Tank are now said to be huge fans of the game. Tank especially
has shown some real skill in the match and may make a run
for the title soon.
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Dream Team leader Freezer
is reported to be organizing a million man march in Washington
D.C. to protest the existence of paddle beer pong. This grassroots
effort is designed to get U.S. Congress to listen to his demands
of creating a law to outlaw playing beer pong with paddles.
“Paddle
Pong is a disease and I’m the cure,” says Freezer.
“We’ve already got over 600,000 who have pledged
to join me for this monumental event. We all have a dream.
A dream that one day, our children will play drinking games
without paddle use of any kind.”
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The rest of Dream Team has been relatively quiet over the
last month, content to plot their next move at the next PPV.
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Maddie has
enjoyed much popularity since her Female Sex Championship
victory. She was even offered a TV deal from a major cable
channel, but turned it down in order to concentrate on her
drinking.
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The profiles for each superstar might finally get updated
in the next week or so.
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It was recently revealed that Fat
Shit, who has not competed in an official WBPF match since
suffering a freak injury during the Intoxicade Flip Cup Championship,
actually suffered a concussion. Doctors now believe that when
he pulled one of the cups to his face to drink it, he accidentally
slammed it into his skull, resulting in the concussion. A
representative for Fat Shit informs us that he is still feeling
post-concussion symptoms.
Fat
Shit will visit with a drinking game injury specialist in
Sweden sometime next week.
It remains unknown when or if he will ever be able to compete
again.
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