4/26/2008- Nash expects to Break Out at Next Pong-Per-View

Nash feels that true superstardom is now within his reach.

“I’ve worked really hard ever since I joined the WBPF, now I’m ready to take my career to the next level and win some championships.”

Nash emerged onto the scene last summer as a rookie talent and immediately earned a reputation as one of the best beer chugging talents in recent memory. To this day, he enters almost any game of flip cup or drinkball with a distinct chugging advantage over his opponents.

However, nearly all his other drinking game skills have left much to be desired. He is known to struggle with flipping cups in flip cup and to this day, has one of the worst shooting percentages in the WBPF – a fatal weakness that has cost him countless beer pong and drink ball matches.

But in the last few months, Nash had made great strides improving those aspects of his game and has become a respectable all-around competitor. He even managed to crack the Super Awesome Top 10 Rankings after Clash of the Crunked.

“I admit,” Nash says, “I was a very raw player in the beginning, but those days are behind me. I truly believe I’m now on the verge of being considered a world-class talent.”

Nash layed out a vision of how he believes he can finally leave his mark on the WBPF.

“I’m already arguably the best drinkball player in the league. I’m also a threat to win any flip cup or beer pong match I participate in. The way I see it, there’s no reason why I can’t systematically capture the Flip Cup and Tag Team Championships and maybe the Paddle Championship within the next few months. Once I have the largest stake in the championship belts, people will HAVE to respect me.”

Despite the deep talent pool of the WBPF, Nash says the time is right for him to break right through it and rise to the top.

“My time is now. You look at many of the other WBPF Superstars and I just don’t see them matching up with me down the line. I know I can out drink The Gah. T-Love is washed up as far as I’m concerned. He won his last championship like 8 million years ago. Iceman is a prima donna who isn’t committed to being consistently good like I am. Freezer talks a big game, but usually doesn’t deliver. Tank is way overrated, Bacon has no heart, and Fote wouldn’t know his own ass from his beer cup.”

There can be no doubt about it, Nash is hungry for WBPF gold.

“At the next PPV, the era of Nash begins.”

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