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4/26/2008-
Nash expects to Break Out at Next Pong-Per-View
Nash feels
that true superstardom is now within his reach.
“I’ve
worked really hard ever since I joined the WBPF, now I’m
ready to take my career to the next level and win some championships.”
Nash emerged
onto the scene last summer as a rookie talent and immediately
earned a reputation as one of the best beer chugging talents
in recent memory. To this day, he enters almost any game of
flip cup or drinkball with a distinct chugging advantage over
his opponents.
However,
nearly all his other drinking game skills have left much to
be desired. He is known to struggle with flipping cups in
flip cup and to this day, has one of the worst shooting percentages
in the WBPF – a fatal weakness that has cost him countless
beer pong and drink ball matches.
But in
the last few months, Nash had made great strides improving
those aspects of his game and has become a respectable all-around
competitor. He even managed to crack the Super Awesome Top
10 Rankings after Clash of the Crunked.
“I
admit,” Nash says, “I was a very raw player in
the beginning, but those days are behind me. I truly believe
I’m now on the verge of being considered a world-class
talent.”
Nash layed
out a vision of how he believes he can finally leave his mark
on the WBPF.
“I’m
already arguably the best drinkball player in the league.
I’m also a threat to win any flip cup or beer pong match
I participate in. The way I see it, there’s no reason
why I can’t systematically capture the Flip Cup and
Tag Team Championships and maybe the Paddle Championship within
the next few months. Once I have the largest stake in the
championship belts, people will HAVE to respect me.”
Despite
the deep talent pool of the WBPF, Nash says the time is right
for him to break right through it and rise to the top.
“My
time is now. You look at many of the other WBPF Superstars
and I just don’t see them matching up with me down the
line. I know I can out drink The Gah. T-Love is washed up
as far as I’m concerned. He won his last championship
like 8 million years ago. Iceman is a prima donna who isn’t
committed to being consistently good like I am. Freezer talks
a big game, but usually doesn’t deliver. Tank is way
overrated, Bacon has no heart, and Fote wouldn’t know
his own ass from his beer cup.”
There can
be no doubt about it, Nash is hungry for WBPF gold.
“At
the next PPV, the era of Nash begins.”
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