The NCAA has the AP Rankings. Espn.com has its Power Rankings. WWE.com has its Power 25. However, all of those are absolute horse shit compared to:

WBPF’s Super Awesome Top Ten

Our rankings are determined by a precise formula generated from the Academy of Beer Pong Institue in Washington D.C. The following are the factors used in determining the rankings and the strength of their influence:

Championship Titles (15%)
Recent Win-Loss Record (5%)
Strength of Schedule(5%)
Computer Rankings (5%)
Personal Bias (70%)

* Rankings as of 1/06/2008.

Rank	Superstar	Movement	Comment
1	King GAH	-	He went 1-3 at Clash of the Crunked, but won the match that mattered the most.
2	Louchadore		In his first Pong-Per-View ever, he captured the Flip Cup Championship and Tag Team Championship. Good show.
3	Tank		Tank looked very impressive in his victorious four-way dance match and is now #1 Contender to the World Heavyweight Championship.
4	T-Love	-	Won back the Paddle Championship in a close bout.
5	Freezer		Improved his rank, but could not defeat King Gah in the World Heavyweight Championship. Where will the leader of the Dream Team go from here?
6	Iceman		His incredible flip cup championship run finally came to an end. But hey, there's always that Schaefer Bowl Title.
7	Fote		Here's a guy who has really stepped up his drinking game play in recent months. Now he's enjoying a second Tag Team Championship reign as part of the Dream Team.
8	Maddie		The most decorated woman in WBPF history finally has the Female Sex Championship. However, her rivals don't intend to go away.
9	Dr. Pepper		Has been a .500 player recently, which isn't terrible, but not enough to prevent him from losing ground.
10	Nash		Don't look now, but all four Dream Team members have invaded our rankings.

Dropped from the Rankings:

* Jenn - Lost her championship, returning her to her lowly status as just a woman.

* Mr. Jeff - Cost his team the Tag Team Championship.

* Bacon - Hasn't done much of anything recently, just been baconing around.

 

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