The
NCAA has the AP Rankings. Espn.com has its Power Rankings. WWE.com has
its Power 25. However, all of those are absolute horse shit compared to:
WBPF’s
Super Awesome Top Ten
Our rankings are determined
by a precise formula generated from the Academy of Beer Pong Institue
in Washington D.C. The following are the factors used in determining the
rankings and the strength of their influence:
Championship
Titles (15%)
Recent Win-Loss Record (5%)
Strength of Schedule(5%)
Computer Rankings (5%)
Personal Bias (70%)
* Rankings
as of 1/06/2008.
Rank |
Superstar |
Movement |
Comment |
1 |
King
GAH |
- |
He
went 1-3 at Clash of the Crunked, but won the match that mattered
the most. |
2 |
Louchadore |
 |
In
his first Pong-Per-View ever, he captured the Flip Cup Championship
and Tag Team Championship. Good show. |
3 |
Tank |
|
Tank
looked very impressive in his victorious four-way dance match and
is now #1 Contender to the World Heavyweight Championship. |
| 4 |
T-Love |
- |
Won
back the Paddle Championship in a close bout. |
5 |
Freezer |
|
Improved
his rank, but could not defeat King Gah in the World Heavyweight Championship.
Where will the leader of the Dream Team go from here? |
6 |
Iceman |
 |
His
incredible flip cup championship run finally came to an end. But hey,
there's always that Schaefer Bowl Title. |
7 |
Fote |
|
Here's
a guy who has really stepped up his drinking game play in recent months.
Now he's enjoying a second Tag Team Championship reign as part of
the Dream Team. |
8 |
Maddie |
|
The
most decorated woman in WBPF history finally has the Female Sex Championship.
However, her rivals don't intend to go away. |
9 |
Dr.
Pepper  |
|
Has
been a .500 player recently, which isn't terrible, but not enough
to prevent him from losing ground. |
10 |
Nash |
|
Don't
look now, but all four Dream Team members have invaded our rankings. |
Dropped from the
Rankings:
* Jenn - Lost her championship,
returning her to her lowly status as just a woman.
* Mr. Jeff - Cost his team
the Tag Team Championship.
* Bacon - Hasn't done much
of anything recently, just been baconing around.
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