The NCAA has the AP Rankings. Espn.com has its Power Rankings. WWE.com has its Power 25. However, all of those are absolute horse shit compared to:

WBPF’s Super Awesome Top Ten

Our rankings are determined by a precise formula generated from the Academy of Beer Pong Institue in Washington D.C. The following are the factors used in determining the rankings and the strength of their influence:

Championship Titles (15%)
Recent Win-Loss Record (5%)
Strength of Schedule(5%)
Computer Rankings (5%)
Personal Bias (70%)

* Rankings as of 7/21/2008.

Rank	Superstar	Movement	Comment
1	King GAH	-	Still the champ, still hated by all.
2	Louchadore	-	Word has it that Louchadore is doing everything in his power to get a World Heavyweight Championship opportunity at Summer Sloshed.
3	Freezer		The determination to destroy Paddle Beer Pong has filled Freezer with a passion for drinking not seen since the last time he felt like drinking, which was yesterday and every day before that.
4	Tank		Tank remains hungry for belts and validation. Look for him to make a move on some titles going into Summer Sloshed.
5	Nash		Nash has been a part of numerous tag team victories as of late. Will his first gold arrive soon?
6	Bacon		He excels at Baseball Beer Pong. Pity that no one cares.
7	Iceman		Iceman hasn't been very active lately, but promises "all kinds of awesomeness" at Summer Sloshed. He's probably exagerrating, but is it really safe to doubt him?
8	T-Love		Working on weekends has taken a toll on the ex-champ. No Paddle belt and an out-of-sync beer pong shot.
9	Maddie		Turning down a Spike TV Deal to concentrate on drinking is admirable. Not winning matches is not.
10	Laura		Two women in our rankings? What is this shit!?

Dropped from the Rankings:

* Dr. Pepper Ph. D- Injured in a freak lab accident. Hasn't been seen since March.

* Fote - The injury bug is running rampant. Fote hasn't played since June, when he received a nasty scrotal fracture.

 

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