The
NCAA has the AP Rankings. Espn.com has its Power Rankings. WWE.com has
its Power 25. However, all of those are absolute horse shit compared to:
WBPF’s
Super Awesome Top Ten
Our rankings are determined
by a precise formula generated from the Academy of Beer Pong Institue
in Washington D.C. The following are the factors used in determining the
rankings and the strength of their influence:
Championship
Titles (15%)
Recent Win-Loss Record (5%)
Strength of Schedule(5%)
Computer Rankings (5%)
Personal Bias (70%)
* Rankings
as of 7/21/2008.
Rank |
Superstar |
Movement |
Comment |
1 |
King
GAH |
- |
Still
the champ, still hated by all. |
2 |
Louchadore |
- |
Word
has it that Louchadore is doing everything in his power to get a World
Heavyweight Championship opportunity at Summer Sloshed. |
3 |
Freezer |
 |
The
determination to destroy Paddle Beer Pong has filled Freezer with
a passion for drinking not seen since the last time he felt like drinking,
which was yesterday and every day before that. |
| 4 |
Tank |
|
Tank
remains hungry for belts and validation. Look for him to make a move
on some titles going into Summer Sloshed. |
5 |
Nash |
|
Nash
has been a part of numerous tag team victories as of late. Will his
first gold arrive soon? |
6 |
Bacon |
|
He
excels at Baseball Beer Pong. Pity that no one cares. |
7 |
Iceman |
|
Iceman
hasn't been very active lately, but promises "all kinds of awesomeness"
at Summer Sloshed. He's probably exagerrating, but is it
really safe to doubt him? |
8 |
T-Love |
|
Working
on weekends has taken a toll on the ex-champ. No Paddle belt and an
out-of-sync beer pong shot. |
9 |
Maddie |
 |
Turning
down a Spike TV Deal to concentrate on drinking is admirable. Not
winning matches is not. |
10 |
Laura |
|
Two
women in our rankings? What is this shit!? |
Dropped from the
Rankings:
* Dr. Pepper Ph. D- Injured
in a freak lab accident. Hasn't been seen since March.
* Fote - The injury bug
is running rampant. Fote hasn't played since June, when he received a
nasty scrotal fracture.
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