The
NCAA has the AP Rankings. Espn.com has its Power Rankings.
WWE.com has its Power 25. However, all of those are absolute
horse shit compared to:
WBPF’s
Super Awesome Top Ten
Our
rankings are determined by a precise formula generated from
the Academy of Beer Pong Institue in Washington D.C. The
following are the factors used in determining the rankings
and the strength of their influence:
Championship
Titles (15%)
Recent Win-Loss Record (5%)
Strength of Schedule(5%)
Computer Rankings (5%)
Personal Bias (70%)
*
Rankings as of 7/21/2008.
Rank |
Superstar |
Movement |
Comment |
1 |
King
GAH |
- |
Still
the champ, still hated by all. |
2 |
Louchadore |
- |
Word
has it that Louchadore is doing everything in his power
to get a World Heavyweight Championship opportunity
at Summer Sloshed. |
3 |
Freezer |
 |
The
determination to destroy Paddle Beer Pong has filled
Freezer with a passion for drinking not seen since the
last time he felt like drinking, which was yesterday
and every day before that. |
| 4 |
Tank |
|
Tank
remains hungry for belts and validation. Look for him
to make a move on some titles going into Summer
Sloshed. |
5 |
Nash |
 |
Nash
has been a part of numerous tag team victories as of
late. Will his first gold arrive soon? |
6 |
Bacon |
 |
He
excels at Baseball Beer Pong. Pity that no one cares. |
7 |
Iceman |
|
Iceman
hasn't been very active lately, but promises "all
kinds of awesomeness" at Summer Sloshed.
He's probably exagerrating, but is it really safe to
doubt him? |
8 |
T-Love |
|
Working
on weekends has taken a toll on the ex-champ. No Paddle
belt and an out-of-sync beer pong shot. |
9 |
Maddie |
 |
Turning
down a Spike TV Deal to concentrate on drinking is admirable.
Not winning matches is not. |
10 |
Laura |
|
Two
women in our rankings? What is this shit!? |
Dropped
from the Rankings:
*
Dr. Pepper Ph. D- Injured in a freak lab accident. Hasn't
been seen since March.
*
Fote - The injury bug is running rampant. Fote hasn't played
since June, when he received a nasty scrotal fracture.
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