The NCAA has the AP Rankings. Espn.com has its Power Rankings. WWE.com has its Power 25. However, all of those are absolute horse shit compared to:

WBPF’s Super Awesome Top Ten

Our rankings are determined by a precise formula generated from the Academy of Beer Pong Institue in Washington D.C. The following are the factors used in determining the rankings and the strength of their influence:

Championship Titles (15%)
Recent Win-Loss Record (5%)
Strength of Schedule(5%)
Computer Rankings (5%)
Personal Bias (70%)

* Rankings as of 9/14/2007.

Rank	Superstar	Movement	Comment
1	King GAH	-	Won two title bouts and the King of the Table Tournament. He is at the top of his game right now.
2	Iceman		Had an extremely successful flip cup title defense at King of the Table and nearly took down The Gah in the King of the Table Tournament Finals.
3	Mr. Jeff		WBPF’s newest Tag Team Champion is looking good.
4	T-Love		After losing the Paddle Champioship, while going 1-3 at King of the Table, one has to wonder if he will ever get back into top form.
5	Tank		Forfeited his Tag Team Championship due to having better things to do, but he’ll be back.
6	Dr. Pepper		No truth to the rumors that his inventing the computer ranking algorithm and his high computer ranking is more than a coincidence.
7	Jenn		The Female Sex Champion is still enjoying a wave of popularity, but she’ll have to defend her belt soon.
8	Freezer	-	Suffered a tough loss in round 2 of King of the Table, but remains only one or two big wins away from rejoining the top five.
9	Bacon		We love the new name, but he needs to win more matches.
10	Fote		A first round elimination at King of the Table drops him down one spot.

 

 

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