The
NCAA has the AP Rankings. Espn.com has its Power Rankings. WWE.com has
its Power 25. However, all of those are absolute horse shit compared to:
WBPF’s
Super Awesome Top Ten
Our rankings are determined
by a precise formula generated from the Academy of Beer Pong Institue
in Washington D.C. The following are the factors used in determining the
rankings and the strength of their influence:
Championship
Titles (15%)
Recent Win-Loss Record (5%)
Strength of Schedule(5%)
Computer Rankings (5%)
Personal Bias (70%)
* Rankings
as of 9/14/2007.
Rank |
Superstar |
Movement |
Comment |
1 |
King
GAH |
- |
Won
two title bouts and the King of the Table Tournament. He is at the
top of his game right now. |
2 |
Iceman |
 |
Had
an extremely successful flip cup title defense at King of the Table
and nearly took down The Gah in the King of the Table Tournament Finals. |
3 |
Mr.
Jeff |
|
WBPF’s
newest Tag Team Champion is looking good. |
| 4 |
T-Love |
 |
After
losing the Paddle Champioship, while going 1-3 at King of the Table,
one has to wonder if he will ever get back into top form. |
5 |
Tank |
|
Forfeited
his Tag Team Championship due to having better things to do, but he’ll
be back. |
6 |
Dr.
Pepper |
|
No
truth to the rumors that his inventing the computer ranking algorithm
and his high computer ranking is more than a coincidence. |
7 |
Jenn |
|
The
Female Sex Champion is still enjoying a wave of popularity, but she’ll
have to defend her belt soon. |
8 |
Freezer |
- |
Suffered
a tough loss in round 2 of King of the Table, but remains only one
or two big wins away from rejoining the top five. |
9 |
Bacon |
|
We
love the new name, but he needs to win more matches. |
10 |
Fote |
|
A
first round elimination at King of the Table drops him down one spot. |
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