5/13/2008-
Summer Sloshed Announced!

Get ready for the drunkest night of the summer!
The
WBPF Commissioner held a press conference at WBPF Global
Headquarters earlier today, where he revealed the historic
fifth pong-per-view.
“Summer
is the biggest partying season of the year, so we wanted
to do a definitive summer beer pong event.” said the
commissioner. “With Summer Sloshed, we’re going
to give our fans and our superstars a memorable summer evening
that they’ll never forget.”
The
commissioner also discussed what the table for the event
would look like. He promised that it would rival any other
pong-per-view table made thus far and might even be the
best yet.
“At
this point, it’s difficult to promise the best PPV
Table ever, since there have been so many great ones already,
but I can guarantee that no one will be disappointed.”
The
plan is to have a bright-colored table, with mixtures of
blue, green, white, and possibly red. It was also stated
that a beach theme, while not finalized, is very likely.
Matches
for the event have yet to be determined, but it goes without
saying that King Gah will defend his World Heavyweight Championship
for the fifth PPV in a row. He was on hand at the press
conference and provided commentary about the event.
“I’m
pumped about Summer Sloshed,” exclaimed King Gah,
“You know me. I love to get sloshed, and believe me,
I’m going to hold the commissioner to his promise
of this being the drunkest night of the summer.”
Fans
were told that they can also look forward to another amazing,
televised Flip Cup Championship extravaganza. It will be
interesting to see how Louchadore performs in his first
official title defense.
Stay
tuned for more information.
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