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| 8/01/2008- The Summer Sloshed Table: A New Summer Classic is Born!
If there’s a better summer-themed beer pong table in existence, you’re a fucking liar or just have bad taste. This past weekend saw the completion of construction of the Summer Sloshed beer pong table. At last the final obstacle has been cleared for the eagerly-anticipated pong-per-view to take place. “This is by far the most colorful table we’ve ever done,” stated the commissioner at a press conference yesterday. “I firmly believe that our superstars will shine even brighter playing on this magnificent table.” Highlights of the table include a bright-blue-sky base color, sand and palm tree designs, and a centerpiece of a sun-wearing-sunglasses who has clearly had his fair share of alcoholic drinks. “That sun has clearly been drinking can after can of delicious Milwaukee’s Best fine alcoholic beverage.” WBPF Superstar Freezer noted.
The table received rave reviews at its unveiling, leaving hardcore fans to debate where it will rank among the greatest tables of the WBPF. “This is clearly the greatest WBPF table ever,” stated longtime fan Jonathan Anglers of Sacramento, California. “All of the other pong-per-view designs have led up to this, quite possibly the pinnacle of WBPF art design.” Others were not so quick to crown it as the new champion of tables. “Summer Sloshed is cool and all, but give me The Great American Beer Bash any day,” said Gregory Simmons of Jacksonville, Florida. “Truth be told, when they stopped using dollar-store paint to make their tables, they lost their edge. Things just haven’t been the same since.” “Fuck you all, Intoxicade rules!” cried another fan.
Of course, the outcome of the Summer Sloshed PPV will go a long way in determining the legacy of the table itself. “There’s still a lot of beer pong, flip cup, and drink ball to be played before we can give any kind of accurate rating to Summer Sloshed,” said veteran superstar T-Love. “As for my initial impressions, I really wish we could take this thing to a beach and play there. Beer pong is just begging for a major outdoor event.” Stay tuned for more on Summer Sloshed.
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