Iceman / Tank Interview

1/11/2007:

With The Great American Beer Bash rapidly approaching, we managed to get Iceman to take some time out of his busy schedule to talk with WorldBeerPongFederation.com:

WBPF.com: "Welcome. Glad you could be here today."

Iceman: "Yo guys."

WBPF.com: "Over the past year, some people have called your character into question. Some believe that your entire persona is just a way of bringing attention to yourself."

Iceman: "Some people mistakenly think I'm self-centered, but the truth is, everytime I step up to the pong table, or anywhere in general, I'm performing a public service. For whatever reason, I've been blessed with unparalleled beauty and talent. I feel that it's my responsibility to put both of those things on display for others to view and admire."

WBPF.com: "But why oil yourself up? Why wear a fur coat and fur boots?"

Iceman: "Because I happen to have excellent taste in clothes and style. I'm aware that how I look deviates from the tastes of mainstream America, but that's not my fault, it's America's. I can't help it if my tastes are above that of the average person."

WBPF.com: "It has come to our attention that there are children out there who view you as a sort of role model. What do you have to say to the youth who aspire to be as good looking and talented as you someday?"

Iceman: "You can never be as beautiful or talented as me, so don't even bother unless you're willing to settle for second best."

WBPF.com: "Thank you for your time and good luck at the Great American Beer Bash."

Iceman: "Later guys."

We were intrigued by Iceman's confidence in both himself and his abilities so we managed to track down Tank, his opponent at the Great American Beer Bash, and see if there was anything he wished to add:

WBPF.com: "Now that you've seen what Iceman thinks of himself going into this match, what are your thoughts concerning him?"

Tank: "First of all, I just want to remind the public that it doesn't matter where you live or what social class you belong to, there is absolutely nothing masculine about his appearance. Real men keep their hair short, grow beards, and wear T-shirts instead of fur."

WBPF.com: "That being said, there's obviously alot of pride at stake going into this match and Iceman claims to be an extremely talented individual. What is your strategy going into The Great American Beer Bash?"

Tank: "I don't need any strategy. Iceman's talents are greatly exaggerated to begin with. The fact that I'm a bigger man than him will be enough to get me into the winner's column."

WBPF.com: "Thank you very much for your time."

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